Sultans Of Ping F.C.
Gigantic Indie All Dayer
Manchester Academy 24.05.2014
I'm here today in the rain to witness the happy re-union of some of the 90's best Indie bands.
On This afternoon and Tonights bill are 'Neds Atomic Dustbin','Wedding Present', 'Cud' and 'The Chamelons Vox',What ?? ....you haven't heard of them?
Oh Well.. Good because it isn't them I'm reviewing today,No I'm here to see a band that formed in 1988 in Cork, Ireland, and a band with an outrageous stage presence and a brash audience...Now are you interested ?
I'm talking of course about Indie punk rock band 'Sultans Of Ping F.C.' ,I can remember when I first heard that name thinking 'What The ...? They have been on TV in the U.K and Ireland in the mid to late 90's . on 'The Beat' and some arts programmes .
You Have to look really hard to find any CDs on them these days but worth seeking out the 3 albums 'Casual Sex In The Cineplex','Good Year For Trouble'and 'Teenage Drug'.
Back in the day singer 'Niall 'O Flaherty' was quite a sight on stage wearing tight purple leggings bobbed hair and later an updated PVC and rubber fetish stage look..Ooh how exciting ..
So 23 years later here I am a HUGE fan of their music waiting to see them, what will they be like, will they sing my favs, Will I recognise the band I'm about to find out.
'The Frank & Walters' finish their set with 'Indie Classic' 'After All' they're another Irish band who were out around the same time as 'The Ping', dressed in Brown Trousers with orange shirts and braces the atmosphere is particularly bubbly friendly relaxed.
Something shifts from the back of the venue the invasion slowly builds up and you can hear it the chanting.. ,"Sultans,Sultans,Sultans !!" ,the old skool lads army are in the house waiting for 'The Ping' to get on stage.
My ears prick up and lights go down,the band arrive onstage to a familiar guitar riff slowly building and engulfing the crowd, 'Niall' walks onto the stage in PVC Trousers, black leather look jacket and black shades he swaggers over to the mic singing 'Back In A Tracksuit' (1st track on CSITC Album),he act's aggressive and Arrogant... No... more Important than Arrogant.
He trawls about the stage and begins leaning on the amps,There is someone in the crowd at the front pogoing yelling and swishing their arms around..Oh no Hang on that's just me, I came out of my box as soon as they got on stage, I have to say I forgot the impact their music had on me until that very moment ..but well I was transformed shall we say.
It was turning pretty raucous out there already ,I was getting battered by barging blokes but I was going nowhere and wasn't bothered about the intrusion, I was too in my zone to care.
'Niall' steps up to the mic to start the next song 'Mescaline' and he's provocatively dancing about like a demon possessed,I'm transfixed, the band have amazing energy on stage, I'm yelling like a banshee forgetting that I'm right under their noses and yes they've seen me and could it be because I'm shouting 'Niall' when the noise was dying down from the crowd god know's where it came from, he pointed gestured and the audience were laughing on with the show (I put my genie back it's bottle).
'Teenage Punks' came on ,and at some point in the show 'Niall' takes his sunglasses off so he is now playing to the crowd with crazy eye contact, and then onto a football inspired anthem 'Give Him A Ball And A Yard Of Grass' (which was on Vodaphone's TV ad early this year apparently), later on in the show the hardcore 'Ping' songs 'Indeed You Are','Stupid Kid' which is so catchy its crazy and the even more crazy 'Wake Up & Scratch Me' followed by 'Veronica' in which 'Niall' play's a harmonica the pace of the show gets more upbeat.
For The encore they play 'You Talk Too Much' and I'm shouting again as 'Niall' speaks to the crowd who are shouting for the song 'Where's Me Jumper' he is a bit stunned and say's "Thats it, and be Thankful",the fierce beat kicks in my legs are bouncing ..no pogo-ing, and the hook of the chorus that grabs you round the throat "Dancing At The Disco bumper to bumper ..wait a minute Wheres Me Jumper,Where's Me Jumper,Wheres Me Jumper!! ?"
The place erupts and everyone is dancing around, and spotted one older male crowdsurfer, oh the 90's we didn't give a Fxxk back then it was about partying and there is one here tonight, then they were gone.
I was awestruck what a great show, before they got onstage calm audience ...after complete chaos Fantastic just what I came for and got it. I left after that I didn't want to see the other bands as I just came to see 'The Sultans', what I know about 'The Ned's' and 'Wedding Present' you could write on a stamp basically.
I Went off to go and catch up with 'Niall' after he got off stage and I greeted him and said I loved the show and then I asked him " You don't come here often to Manchester or the U.K. why ? I'd love to see a full show" he said "Well we're getting old now so we don't do that anymore" you wouldn't of thought that watching them on stage, they tend to play in special one off shows you can see them next in Cork festival later in the Year, he signed my CD posed for pics, he was really cool I told him I only came to see 'The Sultans' think he was quite impressed.
Such a great 'Rock N Roll' Day,and the sun came out in the end just in time for my moment "Fantasticular" !!!
God Save The Ping !!!
Lmi x

